I attended the annual Pacific Northwest Writers Conference,
just as I did last year. This is a great opportunity to pitch one’s manuscript
to agents and editors.
But first, I had to get in. When I pulled up to the parking
garage, one car was right ahead of me, and one was at the gate that should go
up. Nothing was happening. Finally, a woman in the car ahead of me got out and
talked to the driver at the gate. Then she came back, made eye contact with me,
said “You need to go back,” and got in her car.
Great. Great communication skills. I hope she’s not a
writer.
Those of you who follow this blog might remember my
unpleasant experience at this same garage at night back during Norwescon.
As usual, the main events were the pitch sessions. Those of
us who signed up would be allowed to pitch our manuscripts to agents and
editors, four minutes at a time. It’s best to summarize your novel in just one
minute, then let the professional ask you questions for the rest of the time.
Instead of trying to summarize the whole plot, try to point
out what’s unique about your character, then describe how that character
encounters the first major conflict in the story.
People gather twenty to thirty minutes before a pitch
session. This is a time when many desperately go over their pitches. When the
doors open, it’s not quite as bad as the start of a rock concert. It’s more
like when a Costco opens.
Inside, people fan out and find the editor or agent they
want to pitch to first. The first people in line get to stand with their toes
on a white line, just like in school. When a bell rings, they can go forward
and pitch to that agent or editor. When the bell rings again, they have to
leave and let the next person come up. The first person is free to get in line
for another agent or editor.
I was first in line for the editor I wanted to pitch to. All
I can say is it didn’t go well, and that person was not interested in my
vampire parody. But I got in line for another editor. She was somewhat
skeptical about my science fiction novel Day 10K, but she said to send her the
first ten pages. Then there was time to get in line for an agent. She liked my
idea for The War of the Worlds and Fairies, so she said to send her the first
chapter.
So, mixed results. But you can’t get these results without
trying. These editors and agents who go to these conferences want new clients.
And they want to meet with you in person, to see that you’re not some guy
living in his mother’s garage. If you’re a wannabe writer, don’t you want to do
this same thing?