The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has issued
a statement on mermaids. This is your tax dollars at work. Let’s see how they
did.
A Mermaid by Waterhouse
public domain
They state that “The ancient Greek epic poet Homer wrote of
them in The Odyssey.” No, Odysseus
encountered sirens, not mermaids. They were part bird.
Sirens by Hans Thoma
Then they state, “The belief in mermaids may have arisen at
the very dawn of our species. Magical female figures first appear in cave
paintings in the late Paleolithic (Stone Age) period.” But those were similar to this rotund, faceless carved image.
This file comes from Wellcome Images, a website operated by
Wellcome Trust,
a global charitable foundation based in the United Kingdom.
They give their final statement: “No evidence of aquatic
humanoids has ever been found.” So there. I can’t show their picture of a
mermaid, since I’m not sure of its copyright status, but you can see it at their website. It doesn’t compare well with any of the above.
Thomas and his friends, having escaped from the maze, can
now relax and get some rest in a quasi-military atmosphere, sleeping in real
bunks instead of on the ground or makeshift beds. They don’t have a care in the
world—or do they? And where did Teresa go?
Soon they have to go running into the Scorch—the desolated
badlands left after whatever apocalyptic disaster devastated civilization. Besides
ruined, deserted buildings, there’s not much out there. How will they survive?
The Scorch Trials
is a very different movie from the first one, The Maze Runner. (See my review here.) The Maze Runner spent a good amount of time developing the
characters—except for Teresa, who was just the “girl”—and then having a good
amount of action. The Scorch Trials
takes off a few minutes from where The Maze
Runner left off and assumes the viewers already know the characters.
So some critics say this is a lousy movie because of the
lack of character development. Although we see Thomas (Dylan O’Brien) is the
dominant leader, Minho (Ki Hong Lee) is still the strongest and bravest, and
Newt (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) is the most able to question Thomas and provide
skepticism, we do not really see the personalities of the rest. (Teresa
especially is a cipher, but that is on purpose.)
This reminds me of the time that Siskel & Ebert reviewed
Rambo III. Ebert said he liked the action
but wasn’t sure what to say about the movie overall. With an amused look, Siskel
said, “It delivers.” The same is true of The
Scorch Trials. Normally I don’t like a movie that is so focused on the
action that it doesn’t take a couple minutes to develop the minor characters,
but this was a great movie. This was not mindless action where we don’t care
about the characters; I cared about whether each character survived, and the
action-packed story was interesting.
To kind of state the obvious, I don’t think they could all
sprint so fast after being forced to give massive blood samples, or after
running out of water while traipsing through a desert. And for the evil
organization to be pronounced “Wicked” is kind of childish. But I have to hand
it to The Scorch Trials. It delivers.
