Apocalypse Now?

First, Elon Musk came up with easy-to-use flamethrowers.

 

photo by Nike Scream 

Okay, she doesn’t work for Elon Musk, but just look up “Mary Elizabeth Winstead,” “flamethrower,” and “images” and have a blast. 

Then Costco came up with food kits for emergencies or natural disasters that can feed a family of four for a whole year right here, that will have a shelf life of twenty-five years. Delivery time varies.

photo by Nandaro

And now it turns out that certain towns in Georgia require gun ownership. That’s right—they don’t ban gun ownership, they require it.

Here and here.

So, what do they know that we don’t, huh? Is something approaching? If you don’t like guns, look up one of those flamethrowers on eBay.